Who Said That?

Life wasn't meant to be easy
1. Malcolm Fraser
2. Thomas A. Edison
3. Helen Keller
4. Samuel Beckett
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school
1. Albert Einstein
2. Stephen Hawking
3. Henry A. Kissinger
4. Thomas A. Edison
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it
1. Bob Hope
2. Samuel Goldwyn
3. Groucho Marx
4. John Steinbeck
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
1. Edmund Burke
2. Jean-Paul Sartre
3. Immanuel Kant
4. Frederick Douglass
Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.
1. Mao Tse-Tung
2. Malcolm X
3. Che Guevara
4. Vladimir Lenin
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
1. Arthur C. Clarke
2. Kurt Vonnegut
3. Bertrand Russell
4. Robert A. Heinlein
To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a man
1. Golda Meir
2. Sophia Loren
3. Germaine Greer
4. Joan Rivers
A revolution is not a dinner party, or writing an essay, or painting a picture, or doing embroidery.
1. Mao Tse-Tung
2. Rodney Dangerfield
3. James Joyce
4. Charles de Gaulle
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy
1. Martin Luther King, Jr.
2. Plato
3. Socrates
4. F. Scott Fitzgerald
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest
1. Mark Twain
2. Milton Berle
3. Charles Darwin
4. Roald Dahl
Ladies and gentlemen, well may we say "God Save the Queen", because nothing will save the Governor-General
1. Gough Whitlam
2. John Howard
3. Bob Hawke
4. Malcolm Fraser
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known
1. Walt Disney
2. Jack Benny
3. Stephen Fry
4. George Carlin
Jesus died for somebody’s sins….but not mine
1. Patti Smith
2. Sigmund Freud
3. Hunter S. Thompson
4. Germaine Greer
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members
1. Groucho Marx
2. George S. Patton
3. Tony Robbins
4. Sigmund Freud
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals
1. Winston Churchill
2. Plato
3. Milton Berle
4. Saint Augustine
If we had had more time for discussion we should probably have made a great many more mistakes
1. Leon Trotsky
2. Benjamin Disraeli
3. Robert Kennedy
4. Dwight D. Eisenhower
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
1. Muhammad Ali
2. Larry Bird
3. Margaret Thatcher
4. Michael Jordan
The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly
1. Paul Keating
2. Frank Sinatra
3. Ted Turner
4. Kurt Cobain
Hope I die before I get old
1. The Who
2. Bob Dylan
3. Pablo Picasso
4. Frank Zappa
You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else
1. Winston Churchill
2. Charles de Gaulle
3. Benjamin Disraeli
4. Henry David Thoreau
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens
1. Woody Allen
2. Truman Capote
3. Jack Benny
4. Kurt Vonnegut
A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past
1. Fidel Castro
2. Karl Marx
3. Bertrand Russell
4. George Washington
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition
1. Woody Allen
2. Karl Marx
3. Stephen Hawking
4. Germaine Greer
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
1. Mae West
2. Ernest Hemingway
3. Princess Diana
4. Karl Marx
I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it..
1. Voltaire
2. Martin Luther
3. Billy Graham
4. Ernest Hemingway
Turn on, Tune in, Drop out
1. Timothy Leary
2. Samuel Beckett
3. Marquis de Sade
4. Bob Marley
I am not a crook
1. Richard Nixon
2. Al Capone
3. Margaret Thatcher
4. George W. Bush
Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and tics meaning “bloodsucking creatures”
1. Robin Williams
2. Andy Warhol
3. Malcolm X
4. Lenny Bruce
Don't Let them fool ya or even try to school ya
1. Bob Marley
2. Jack Benny
3. Yogi Berra
4. Spike Milligan
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house
1. Zsa Zsa Gabor
2. Megan Fox
3. Bette Davis
4. Sophia Loren
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished
1. Zsa Zsa Gabor
2. Phyllis Diller
3. Mae West
4. Lucille Ball
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers
1. Pablo Picasso
2. Noam Chomsky
3. Virginia Woolf
4. Dolly Parton
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window
1. Steve Wozniak
2. Bill Gates
3. Mel Brooks
4. Douglas Adams
That which does not kill us makes us stronger
1. Friedrich Nietzsche
2. John Calvin
3. Mohandas Gandhi
4. Bruce Lee
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse
1. Don Corleone
2. Mike Tyson
3. Stephen King
4. George W. Bush
Not one step back
1. Joseph Stalin
2. Andrew Jackson
3. Al Capone
4. John Wayne
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it
1. Clint Eastwood
2. Malcolm X
3. Arnold Schwarzenegger
4. Al Capone
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
1. Franklin D Roosevelt
2. Barack Obama
3. Thomas Jefferson
4. Benjamin Franklin
Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country
1. John F Kennedy
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Franklin D. Roosevelt
4. Ronald Reagan
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money
1. Robin Williams
2. George Carlin
3. Truman Capote
4. James Dean
The most violent element in society is ignorance
1. Emma Goldman
2. T. S. Eliot
3. Stephen Hawking
4. Charlie Chaplin
How can I go forward, when I don't know which way i'm facing
1. John Lennon
2. Neil Armstrong
3. Richard Pryor
4. Harry S. Truman
Who, when asked what he thought about western civilization, replied "I think it would be a very good idea
1. Gandhi
2. Karl Marx
3. Joseph Stalin
4. Che Guevara
Veni, vidi, vici (I came, I saw, I conquered)
1. Julius Caesar
2. Benito Mussolini
3. Napoleon Bonaparte
4. Alexander the Great
Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated
1. Mark Twain
2. Oscar Wilde
3. Donald Trump
4. Charles Dickens
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder
1. Alfred Hitchcock
2. Steve Martin
3. Orson Welles
4. Oprah Winfrey
We are more popular than the Jesus now
1. John Lennon
2. Paul McCartney
3. George Harrison
4. Ringo Starr
I have nothing to declare but my genius
1. Oscar Wilde
2. Oliver Wendell Holmes
3. Leonardo da Vinci
4. Michelangelo
Tomorrow is another day ends which novel
1. Gone with the Wind
2. A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
3. The Grapes of Wrath
4. To Kill a Mockingbird
All for one and one for all
1. The Three Musketeers
2. Winston Churchill
3. Jefferson Davis
4. Clint Eastwood
Be the change that you want to see in the world
1. Mahatma Gandhi
2. Anwar Sadat
3. Benazir Bhutto
4. Jimmy Carter
I have a dream
1. Martin Luther King, Jr.
2. Malcolm X
3. Colin Powell
4. Jesse Jackson
You see things and you say, 'why?' But I dream things that never were and I say, 'why not"
1. George Bernard Shaw
2. Robert Kennedy
3. William Wordsworth
4. Thomas Merton
To err is human, to forgive is divine
1. Alexander Pope
2. Edgar Allen Poe
3. John Donne
4. John Milton
When one door closes, another opens
1. Alexander Graham Bell
2. Thomas A. Edison
3. Tony Robbins
4. Mark Victor Hansen
Too much of a good thing is wonderful
1. Mae West
2. Elizabeth Taylor
3. Dorothy Parker
4. Dolly Parton
Knowledge is power
1. Francis Bacon
2. Frances McDormand
3. Francis Lewis
4. Frances Scott Key
A thing of beauty is a joy forever
1. John Keats
2. Edgar Allen Poe
3. Robert Frost
4. Edgar Allen Poe
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise
1. Benjamin Franklin
2. Frank Perdue
3. Walt Disney
4. John Hancock
Leave nothing for tomorrow which can be done today
1. Abraham Lincoln
2. Aaron Burr
3. John Quincy Adams
4. Benjamin Franklin
A picture is worth a thousand words
1. Fred R. Bernard
2. Virginia Woolf
3. Pablo Picasso
4. Salvidor Dali
To be, or not to be: that is the question
1. William Shaespeare
2. T. S. Eliot
3. John Steinbeck
4. Tennessee Williams
Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's
1. Jesus
2. Cleopatra
3. Mark Anthony
4. Julia Caesar
Even a journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step
1. Mao
2. Columbus
3. Churchill
4. Stalin
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars
1. Oscar Wilde
2. Jane Austen
3. Sir Walter Raleigh
4. Edgar Allen Poe
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
1. Charles Dickens
2. John Steinbeck
3. Ernest Hemingway
4. Abraham Lincoln
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it
1. Mark Twain
2. Albert Einstein
3. Gandhi
4. Winston Churchill
An eye for an eye only leaves the whole world blind
1. Gandhi
2. Leonardo da Vinci
3. Socrates
4. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former
1. Albert Einstein
2. Margaret Thatcher
3. Socrates
4. Calvin Coolidge
I think therefore I am
1. Descartes
2. Socrates
3. Hippocrates
4. Arthur Miller
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself
1. Mark Twain
2. Socrates
3. Abraham Lincoln
4. Benjamin Franklin
As for me, all I know is that I know nothing
1. Socrates
2. Albert Einstein
3. Gandhi
4. Hippocrates
A friend to all is a friend to none
1. Aristotle
2. Socrates
3. Hippocrates
4. Descartes
Well behaved women rarely make history
1. Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
2. Janis Joplin
3. Marilyn Monroe
4. Bette Midler
In my country we go to prison first and then become President
1. Nelson Mandela
2. Zsa Zsa Gabor
3. Fidel Castro
4. Benito Mussolini
All war is based on deception
1. Sun Tzu
2. Robert E. Lee
3. Francis Bacon
4. Napoleon Bonaparte
We don't grow older, we grow riper
1. Pablo Picasso
2. Joan Rivers
3. Virginia Woolf
4. Elvis Presley
A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything
1. Malcolm X
2. William Wordsworth
3. William Shakespeare
4. John D. Rockefeller
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
1. Janis Joplin
2. Joan Rivers
3. Jerry Garcia
4. Virginia Woolf
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy
1. Spike Milligan
2. Samuel Goldwyn
3. George Bernard Shaw
4. John D. Rockefeller
I have built my organization upon fear
1. Al Capone
2. Malcolm X
3. Bill Gates
4. Robert Mugabe
All I was doing was trying to get home from work
1. Rosa Parks
2. Lucille Ball
3. Anne Frank
4. Michael Jackson
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22
1. Joseph Heller
2. Robert Frost
3. Bette Davis
4. Bob Marley
Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
1. Andy Warhol
2. Yogi Berra
3. Walt Disney
4. Kurt Cobain
Think for yourself and question authority
1. Timothy Leary
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Leonardo da Vinci
4. Plato
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad
1. W. C. Fields
2. Napoleon Bonaparte
3. George Carlin
4. Bill Cosby
I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes
1. Jimi Hendrix
2. Jim Morrison
3. Bob Dylan
4. Marilyn Monroe
I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman
1. Arnold Schwarzenegger
2. Freddie Mercury
3. Ronald Reagan
4. Woody Allen
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change
1. Dan Quayle
2. Robert Frost
3. Sarah Palin
4. John Steinbeck
A lie told often enough becomes the truth
1. Vladimir Lenin
2. Truman Capote
3. Jefferson Davis
4. Jack Nicholson